funsms.net

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...is actually my secret to some lame, hilarious jokes/quotes. I found this website about a year ago, but I like to keep it to myself muahahaha..Now I'm sharing it here :o Just for a record.LOL. Obviously, (by the title) you guys know that this website is meant for sms, but a lil copy paste to facebook status won't hurt right? hahaha!! Copy cat. rawr.

1. If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.


2. I want you to be wit me in a nice restaurant to have a candle light dinner & say those 3 words 2 u. Pay The Bill .


3.  We will now upgrade your brain..searching...searching...still searching..sorry, NO BRAIN found!


4.  This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.


5.   Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.




6.  Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.


7.  Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


8.  Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!! 

9.  Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

10.  What is the thinnest book in the world? -What Men Know About Women.

11.  SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this


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