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Need to release some stress?  Christian comedians with their silly jokes - My recent source of laughter XD. There are three of them, and they went on a rockshow comedy tour together this year. Check them out! #1.Tim Hawkins,my favourite  <3 <3 !! ( timhawkins.net ) Tim Hawkins is a  Christian   comedian ,  songwriter , and  singer , best known for parodying popular songs, such as  Carrie Underwood 's " Jesus Take The Wheel "   and " The Candy Man " stand-up material based on marriage, homeschooling and parenting.  #2. Bob Smiley ( bobsmiley.com ) Bob Smiley is an American Christian comedian and author who lives near  Houston, Texas . He has been a  stand-up comedian  for more than 10 years all over the  United States ,  Canada ,  England ,  Wales  and  East Kentucky . #3.John Branyan ( johnbranyan.com ) John Branyan is a  Christian comedian  who specializes in family-...

funsms.net

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...is actually my secret to some lame, hilarious jokes/quotes. I found this website about a year ago, but I like to keep it to myself muahahaha..Now I'm sharing it here :o Just for a record.LOL. Obviously, (by the title) you guys know that this website is meant for sms, but a lil copy paste to facebook status won't hurt right? hahaha!! Copy cat. rawr. 1. If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions. 2. I want you to be wit me in a nice restaurant to have a candle light dinner & say those 3 words 2 u. Pay The Bill . 3.  We will now upgrade your brain..searching...searching...still searching..sorry, NO BRAIN found! 4.   This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. 5.    Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential t...

1.38 a.m - Laughter, the best medicine

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Hi earthlings! I know I shouldn't be awake at this hour.. especially for a 14 year-old like me. Anyway, my main reason is because I overslept this afternoon..wth I felt lightheaded.. the second reason, is because I'm all hyped up reading Reader's Digest. (2003 issues). I dug them out last Friday while cleaning and hey, they got some hilarious jokes! ..hahaha..wth I'm laughing like mad in the middle of the night! As you can see, I changed my layout, again . For the hundredth time! Now I know I'm fickle-minded and things could change easily when I'm bored. So, better leave it that way, I'll not be fully satisfied anyway, since I get bored easily. OK, I promise to leave my layout this way till next year. I'm tired of changing it for good. :P ok, so instead of writing nonsense .. I got some lame jokes to share.. ~~~During an interview, a reporter asked the bank president for the secret of his success. "2 words" " and what are they?" ...